🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TOILET PAPER MAY NOW BE CONSIDERED AN ANTIQUE! 🧻😂

For hundreds of years, mankind has accomplished incredible things. We landed on the moon, invented smartphones, artificial intelligence and self-driving cars…

Yet millions of people are STILL sitting on the toilet rubbing dry paper across their backside like it’s 1847. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Then there’s the TOTO Washlet.

Heated seat. Warm water. Adjustable spray. Warm-air dryer. Push-button luxury for an area of your body that, frankly, has been neglected by technology for WAY too long. 🚽💦😂

Think about this: If you accidentally stepped barefoot in dog poop, would you wipe your foot three times with toilet paper, put your sock back on and head to church?

HEAVENS NO! 🤣

You’d be looking for WATER, SOAP, BLEACH, a pressure washer and possibly an exorcist!

But your butt?

“Hand me that two-ply. I’ve got this.” 🧻😳

COME ON, AMERICA!

Once you experience a TOTO Washlet, sitting on a regular toilet feels like checking into a Motel 6 after spending a week at the Ritz-Carlton.

Your old toilet offers you a cold seat and a cardboard tube.

The TOTO practically says, “Good morning, Your Majesty. Shall I warm the throne?” 👑🚽🤣

At this point, toilet paper isn’t bathroom technology.

IT’S A HISTORICAL ARTIFACT.

American Plumbing says it’s 2026… your butt deserves an upgrade! 😂🚽