🚽 MY TOP 3 BIDET TOILETS! πŸ˜‚

Terry Smith • October 22, 2026

🚽 MY TOP 3 BIDET TOILETS! πŸ˜‚

🚽 MY TOP 3 BIDET TOILETS! πŸ˜‚


After years in the plumbing business, I’ve developed an appreciation for a good toilet. And these three take care of business better than most politicians!


πŸ₯‡ #1 TOTO Neorest — The Cadillac of commodes! Heated seat, warm-water wash, and a dryer for your backside. With this much technology, I’m surprised it doesn’t offer you a cocktail and financial advice!


πŸ₯ˆ #2 Kohler Veil — Sleek, stylish, and sophisticated. It’s like having a personal spa for your rear end. You’ll start taking bathroom breaks just to enjoy the accommodations!


πŸ₯‰ #3 American Standard SpaLet — Luxury and comfort without having to sell a kidney to afford it. Your backside gets first-class treatment without the first-class airfare!


We’ve come a long way from outhouses, Sears catalogs, and cold toilet seats!


Once you experience a bidet toilet, regular toilet paper feels like prehistoric technology! πŸ˜‚


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