The TOTO NEOREST isn’t a toilet—it’s a luxury command center for your rear end. 😂🚽

This thing has a heated seat, automatic lid, bidet wash, warm-air dryer, deodorizer, automatic flush, and more electronics than some people’s first car.

Walk toward it and the lid opens like it’s saying, “Welcome back, Your Majesty.” 👑

Sit down and suddenly you’re wondering why you spent your whole life using a regular toilet like some kind of bathroom peasant.

Then comes the bidet. Warm water, adjustable pressure, adjustable temperature… apparently your backside now has more comfort settings than your recliner.

When you’re finished, it flushes itself. No handle. No effort. No responsibility. At this point, I’m surprised it doesn’t hand you a newspaper and ask how your day went.

Of course, luxury has a price. You might need financing before you take your first dump. 😂

But once you’ve experienced a TOTO NEOREST, going back to a regular toilet feels like trading a Cadillac for a five-gallon bucket.

Plumbing has officially gotten ridiculous… and I kind of love it. 🚽😂