If heaven forbid Trump is the Republican nominee, I found his perfect running mate for several reasons. Mama June from Honey Boo Boo! 1) She meets the Trumpster zombie qualifications to be a candidate. Apparently, their only requirement to be a candidate is being reality television celebrity. 2) She has a larger head than Trump. That will allow his head size to appear more normal. 3) She has shown no sign of intelligence. This helps Trump appear more intelligent. 4) Since her boyfriend was a convicted pediphile, she will be able to relate to Trump. *Remember, he said if Ivanka was not his daughter, he would have sex with her. 5) Honey Boo Boo is not very cute so, she should be safe around Trump. 6) Mama June probably was not scammed by Trump University. *I seriously doubt that she ever applied to enter any university.
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For Valentine's Day my lovely wife gave me 4 boxes of candy. Butterfinger, malted milk balls, Milk Duds and Junior Mints. I mentioned to her that I did not care much for malted milk balls and I never saw that box again. Note: I did not say I would not eat them, I just said they were not may favorite. I would open the other boxes 1 at a time and eat a few every day. I saved the Junior Mints for last. Yesterday after dinner I went to open the box and they were gone. I asked the wife if she knew where they were and she said that she could not take it anymore knowing they were still sitting in my drawer uneaten. Problem solved. She has no discipline! :)
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When a customer has a cast iron drain line busted in the slab they do not know what to expect. Below is what to expect.
Below is Robert Reich's (Bill Clinton liberal hack) comparison between Trump and Cruz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W5e7AwqksU
Thanks to the Obama EPA, if you have a 40 gallon lowboy electric water heater that is in the attic and it needs to be replaced it will cost more money than before. The standard attic opening is 23 1/2" and the smallest available 40 gallon electric water heater is 24" in diameter. This is due the EPA forcing the water heater manufacturers to add 2" of extra foam insulation to every water heater. This means your attic pull down stairs have to be removed and reinstalled. Government over reach in action!
When we find a customer has a busted drain line in their slab we are often asked about installing a pipe liner. Below is a typical busted pipe that we pull out of slab. What are we going to line?
Why is viewship of the Democratic Debates so low? Content matters!
Before we dig we always call LA One Call!
Why do you continue to put off repairing your plumbing issues? Call American Plumbing!
Happy Birthday Abe!
Does your tub & shower faucet look like this? It's time to replace it!
There is no day like Hump Day to call American Plumbing.
Drainage issue? Notice sink hole outiside? This could be the issue.
Defense wins games! http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/winners-and-losers-from-super-bowl-50/ar-BBpeseF?li=BBnb7Kz
Do you give 110% at work? This guy does not! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3432163/Caught-napping-Intern-falls-asleep-desk-day-work-colleagues-did.html
Does your lavatory faucet look like this? Time for a change. Call American Plumbing!
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Cruz wins, Trump is gracious and Rubio gives a great speech. Kankles Clinton should be in jail and Sanders wants 90% of our money!
While it was a warm beautiful weekend here, below is our friends lake house in Califormia from this weekend.
Bringing the grandkids to the trampoline park tomorrow. Definitely something different. I remember being a kid and having to play with a can and a stick. :)
Since Trump expects to be king instead of president, I found the perfect chair for him.
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Last Friday night I bathed my grandkids and I noticed my grandaughter looking at me with a strange look after I put on her pajamas. The wife was more than happy to point out that I somehow twisted her pajamas when I put them on her and of course, she had to take a picture.
It's Denver and Carolina! Will the be Peyton's swan song? http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/sb50-first-look-denver-d-newton-will-be-keys/ar-BBoEAtm?li=BBnb7Kz
After months of getting my feet soaked while playing golf and walking through flooded fairways, I have decided it is time to change my golfing footwear until the rain ends.
Today was one of those days that I arrived at my gym to workout and I felt like I was run over by a truck. These are the days you have to push yourself to get through the workout. It helps get rid of the poisons trapped in your body and gets you through the day. When you skip a workout, it makes it easier to miss the next workout, then the next, then the next and so on. The next thing you know you have to force yourself to get back in workout mode and that can be tough. Hang tough and push through.
To get rid of Hillary you are going to have to flush twice. You can't get that big head and kankles down with one flush.
Gas turned off? Don't expect it to be turned back on the same day. Once the gas line is repaired the local municipality may require it to be inspected by them the following day.
Thank God it's Monday? Absolutely! Time to take care of those plumbing issues you ignored all weekend.
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Ever had a busted water line in your slab? Don't be surprised if you find another busted water line in your slab at a later date. It just happens.
On Monday, Rhonda and I went to see Ted Cruz. She got his autograph and made sure we pushed through the crowd to get our picture taken with him.
While my wife (a Trump zombie) was talking about how she almost wet herself at the Trump Rally in Biloxi, my grandson Isaac did not share her enthusiasm. From the actions of babes! :)
Thinking about buying a big box store water heater? Cosider this. The big box stores typically do not carry parts to repair their water heaters.
Join us for the Ted Cruz rally in Baton Rouge on Monday, January 11, 2016! Register here! http://www.eventbrite.com/e/cruz-for-president-baton-rouge-rally-tickets-20538263499
Bill Clinton made his debut yesterday for Hillary. The women behind him appear not to be impressed.
The holidays are over and it is time to take care of those plumbing repairs that you have been putting off.
Happy New Year from American Plumbing!
Have a plumbing claim that you need to file with your insurance company and you question whether your adjuster has your best interest at heart? Don't be afraid to ask to speak with their supervisor. It could save you hundreds or thousands.
What? Check it out! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370464/Saudi-authorities-close-shop-selling-traditional-camel-urine-drinks-discovering-owner-filling-bottles-bodily-waste.html
The holidays are finally coming to an end. Call American Plumbing today!
Merry Christmas from American Plumbing!
Can you imagine what would have happened if The Washington Compost would done this to Obama? http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/12/22/ted-cruz-strikes-back-at-washington-post-cartoonist-for-mocking-his-daughters-theyre-out-of-your-league/
Once again the wife gets her way!
Hillary Clinton is so convinced that her followers are ignorant that she makes up a lie that ISIS is showing videos of Trump bashing muslims. Read my lips libtards! SHE LIED AGAIN! http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/dec/19/hillary-clinton/fact-checking-hillary-clintons-claim-isis-using-vi/
What is the point of having a Republican House and Senate if they are spineless? http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/12/18/house-oks-year-end-budget-deal-sends-legislation-to-senate.html
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A customer called complaining about a main line stoppage and a large sink hole in his yard. Upon excavation, we found somebody bored through the sewer line to run a large electrical wire.